Wednesday, July 20, 2011


I love being a man. We are the leaders of the country; we are the breadwinner's in the house. We are the people women look up to when they need something done and we are generally all around tough guys.

We get to use drills, and operate heavy machinery. We can go to the pub and have a beer with the boys. We can act immature and not be too frowned upon, and the whole world is a public urinal for us. Yet for some unknown, odd and unfathomable reason there are some guys that want to be girls.

Fine I can understand having girl parts would be fun, but other than that, I can't figure out why. A girl’s world is a lot more complicated than a man's world. They have social hierarchy to deal with, they can't be immature, they always have to be composed and they can't go to a bathroom (which normally has a queue) alone.

They are societies care givers, the mothers of our children and the home executives. Their duties are to keep men pleased, to pamper us when we have done well and to take care of us when we are sick. They always have to look like they are taking part in a modelling show and they can never just be themselves.

Life as a girl is hard, partly because men couldn't give a crap but mostly because they made it that way for themselves. They set the high standards and now they have to live up to it. As men we are taught at an early age to set the bar low and live up to it.

Why then would you want to go from a life of leisure and easy living to pampering people, fitting into social hierarchy and never being able to take a leak wherever you want? Why would you give up poker night with the guys for tupperware parties with girls?

And then technically you aren't even gay, you are just gender confused. Get over it, being a man is awesome. We get to play with fire. We can play with kids’ toys. We can buy new gadgets, new cars, make monumental stuff ups and it all gets chalked up to part of being a guy. It's like a get out of jail free card in monopoly, except you can use it more than once.

Don't give away your cards. Just be a man!

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