What if zombies really exist? The scene is a spooky graveyard; it's late at night, very dark out. You are walking home for some unknown reason. The wind howls and sends a chill down your spine; all of a sudden it is really misty around you, So much So that you can barely see your hand in front of your face.
You hear a creek in the distance, and write it off as the wind through the trees. Then you hear dragging feet, you decide that this is too much like a scene from a computer game, turn around and walk into a zombie. Then the catches you, eats your brain and makes you one of them.
Unlucky for you! But I am always prepared for this type of situation. Zombies are strong and impervious to pain, unless you go for the head. You see in the event of a zombie apocalypse a certain chain of events would take place.
They would start by eating and converting the masses, from hobo upwards, as hobos’ are easy targets, weak and defenseless. Then once they have the numbers, they will start eating their way up the social food chain. First people will be loners, then middle income as they don’t have the resources or knowledge to fight them off.
By this time, the high and mighty have hired professionals and strongs (strongs are the muscle, the meat-heads of the world) to fight off the zombies on their behalf, bullets don’t work and the military is shocked at their apparent loss of power! There are however a few “tin-foils” (tin-foils are the paranoid people that always have tinfoil hats and make exuberant claims about other types of life forms) that are prepared, and know how to defend themselves.
The day has come when the tin-foils rule the world. They join their forces and educate the masses to protection; they start a revolution and take on the zombies. For those of you that don’t know, zombies don’t need sleep, oxygen or blood. They can attack anywhere at any time.
They are however very slow. So yes you can outrun it, but for how long until they catch you, have your brains for lunch and convert you? So what you need to fight them off is: all life’s necessities and a really big knife. When a zombie attacks, keep a cool head, and use your big knife to chop off their head. Also be wary of the cut off heads, they still work, they just can’t move.
Ok so if zombies ruled the world, it would be a non-sustainable world where there are no more people, animals, or anything resourceful. They will eventually end up killing everything and everyone and then turn on each other. They have no plans so they will just eat each other until no one survives. An empty planet! Not a pretty sight.