Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Small Town Life

If you have ever wondered how life is in a small town let me tell you, it’s not pretty. I’m sitting in the doctor’s waiting room and what i see is a whole lot of ugly. So watching all the people I see that after moving out either I have Snobbed up or they have gotten worse.

Ok so in front of me is a woman, white fake fur boots, black skinny jeans, a pink stretchy shirt that covers her whole stomach luckily, and all this is delightfully covered by a ford racing jacket that she bought in the 90's. Or at least that's the way it appears.

Then there are constantly women walking in here with kid's with no medical aid and paying cash! Also women with short, coloured hair spiked in a wet look fashion. All accompanied by their firemen boyfriends that look like they crawled out of the eighties.

Either I have become very intolerant towards going out in public without looking like you care for yourself or the people in little town have just taken it to a whole new level. It's disgusting to think that people can sell themselves so short and not care about themselves.

General rules for going out include : making sure your hair looks ok, wearing shoes, wearing your own clothes, no tracksuits, brushed teeth, clean hands, actually everything should appear clean and lastly, you shouldn’t smell like it’s been a year since your last bath.

Take a bit of pride. If you don't have the decency or urgency to wash your hair after it looks like you tried to fry it in some oil, then at least wear a hat, and don't wear your husband’s old racing jacket. It's not fashionable or hot, it's nauseating and sad.

You should look after yourself. Dammit woman. Just because you have a man it doesn't mean you should look like him.    

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