Guys stuff. There are a lot of things that guys enjoy and that women can't understand. Today on day 1 of international list week I will explain a few and then list a whole bunch more. Things that women don't understand about men.
We like toys. Probably the most important one of all the things women don't understand. We like toys, gadgets, and things that make loud noises and no, hairdryers don't count. We are physical beings and therefor need to physically play with things; we can't just sit around all day and be fulfilled by talking about our emotions and menstrual cycles.
Things that move or fly or travel really quickly. Fishing rods, TV’s, computers and laser pointers. Xbox, cell-phones and cars. All of these things bring us the relief that we need. Ok now for some more things that women don't understand about men.
*We don't care how it smells
*We like sitting around doing nothing
*We are boys stuck in mens bodies
*We all wish we were wrestlers
*We don't catch subtle hints
*We want to turn anything that looks like a dial that can turn
*We want to push any buttons we see
*the above two are even truer if we don't know what they do
*TV is not boring, even adverts are exciting
*We really think you look good, all the time; we aren't lying when we say it and you don't believe it
*We are not very good at reassurance
*We are even worse at comforting you. We really don't know what to do or say. We do feel helpless
*toys in the bath are always fun to play with, even if they weren't meant to be toys. Meet shampoo bomber and soap submarine.
*you smell nice
*other women are also attractive. Doesn't mean we want them. Just admiring
*A guy on a Harley gets instant man points. No matter what
*We like guns
*We all want our own guns
*chainsaws are awesome, let us enjoy them.
*figurines are cool
*We like comics
*We all want to own a samurai sword
*We are all exceptional above average drivers
*We like an obedient woman
*We like being rewarded for doing things we like
*in our minds we are all martial arts experts
*we still wish we could fly
*no, of course I didn’t buy headphones to drown out your voice
*don’t touch the front of the flat-screen TV and say ‘look it makes pretty pictures’
*we both want home gyms, difference is that men will actually use it
*anything wireless is awesome, we will stare and touch and play with it
*paintball guns are meant to shoot, don’t complain if sometimes you are the target
*we all want a safe, we have nothing of value to put in there, we just want one
*I am a superhero…on the inside
*biting your nails is an efficient way of saving the nail clippers blade
*snot is meant to be picked – no wait that’s diamonds. Snot is meant to be Flicked!
Ok that's enough secrets revealed for one day. Now study this list women and if you see us doing any of these things leave us be. We enjoy it. Now go make me a sandwich, and clean the floor.