Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The News

Wow the last couple of weeks in South Africa have been really exciting, things have been really crazy and I couldn't resist saying something. In no specific order: Gareth cliff had an unconventional beauty pageant, someone painted our presidents penis, someone painted over the presidents penis, able bodied world record holders are scared of a runner that has No legs, Facebook fared horribly on the stock market, taxis in Durban are the law, diablo 3 was released, awb leaders killer was sentenced and those are just the highlights.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Duck Hunting

In lieu of the recent spate of people that think pouting is the sexiest thing since tiger print clothing, hair buns and chap-less briefs, a dear friend of mine shared a picture with me which inspired a new game. A new era for the anti-pouters, where revenge and public humiliation can be brought upon those that have taken part in the sacrilegious event.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Chronicle : The Movie

Every now and then I seem to strike it lucky, and this streak has hit yet again. I recently got tickets to go watch the premiere of Chronicle, hosted by the one and only Garth cliff. So I'm just going to give you all a slight review of the movie.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Children trapped in Adult Bodies

In every movie, book or computer shop there will always be that stereotypical guy that is still a kid on the inside, and acts on those impulses all the time. And yes many people have said that men never grow up, we age, look older, and can act better in society, but on the inside we are all still children, and I’m in no position to argue that statement.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

To all the fans, haters, and women.

I know it's been a while since I've been here, but fear not, I, Aiden, am back. Please hold the applause.

I have however not just been lazing around, for the most part. I left because I felt that I was churning out articles at a ridiculous pace ( 1 a day ) and that the stuff was becoming sub par. So I stopped and re-evaluated, and have decided to update Regularly instead of daily, and keep to good quality moaning, complaining and whining about things.

I have written a few things so far, which I can proudly call my own. I will also feature a Guest every now and then. So don't be totally confused if it doesn't say submitted and conjured by Aiden.

That is all for now, continue with your daily Mundane lives, and keep an eye out.

*Commence with the applause now*

**also - my photo was blurred to you courtesy of SOPA - PIPA and ACTA (screw you america, you suck, there is no oil on the internet)**